Friends Quiz: Can You Finish These Memorable Chandler Bing Quotes?
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One of the many reasons Friends is so memorable is because of all of the show’s hilarious moments and jokes from each of its characters. Chandler Bing, however, is definitely one of the funniest characters on the series with his witty one-liners and memorable quotes. He always knows how to respond to awkward moments with a sarcastic remark and makes the best of any situation with a dose of humor.
While you might think you know Chandler’s humor better than anyone after re-watching the show an endless amount of times, could you finish some of his most iconic quotes? Let’s put your Friends and Chandler knowledge to the test and see just how many of his hilarious quotes you can finish!
"Until I was 25, I thought that the only response to ‘I love you’ was ‘___________!’”
"Until I was 25, I thought that the only response to ‘I love you’ was ‘Oh, crap!’”
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"I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a ________________?"
"I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
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Monica: "Why is your family Scottish?!" Chandler: "Why is your family _____?"
Monica: "Why is your family Scottish?!" Chandler: "Why is your family Ross?"
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"Hey, I'd shake your hand but I'm into the game... plus I think it would be better for my ____ if we didn't stand right next to each other."
"Hey, I'd shake your hand but I'm into the game... plus I think it would be better for my ego if we didn't stand right next to each other."
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“I say more _____ things before 9 A.M. than most people say all day.”
“I say more dumb things before 9 A.M. than most people say all day.”
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Joey: “Her answering machine?” Chandler: “No. Interestingly enough her _____ picked up.”
Joey: “Her answering machine?”Chandler: “No. Interestingly enough her leaf blower picked up.”
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“I’m funny, right? What do you know? You’re a ______. You only like knock-knock jokes.”
“I’m funny, right? What do you know? You’re a door. You only like knock-knock jokes.”
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“You have to stop the q-tip when there’s _________!”
“You have to stop the q-tip when there’s resistance!”
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Janice: “What a small world.” Chandler: “And yet I never run into ________.”
Janice: “What a small world.” Chandler: “And yet I never run into Beyonce.”
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“Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m _________.”
“Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.”
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“I tend to keep ______ until somebody stops me.”
“I tend to keep talking until somebody stops me.”
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“_________. It’s milk that you chew.”
“Cheese. It’s milk that you chew.”
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“When I first meet somebody it’s usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of _______.”
“When I first meet somebody it’s usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.”
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“What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-_________?”
“What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-loathing?”
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“Why yes Ross, pressing my third _______. It opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.”
“Why yes Ross, pressing my third nipple. It opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.”
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“Alright, I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put my ______ before men.”
“Alright, I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put my career before men.”
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“It’s always better to ______ than to have the complicated discussion.”
“It’s always better to lie than to have the complicated discussion.”
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“I’m a ______ member. I try to go four times a week, but I’ve missed the last twelve hundred times.”
“I’m a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I’ve missed the last twelve hundred times.”
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Ross: “I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.” Chandler: “Was that place ________?”
Ross: “I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.” Chandler: “Was that place the sun?”
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"I am not blah, I am a _____!"
"I am not blah, I am a hoot!"
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