Friends Quiz: Can You Finish These Memorable Chandler Bing Quotes?

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One of the many reasons Friends is so memorable is because of all of the show’s hilarious moments and jokes from each of its characters. Chandler Bing, however, is definitely one of the funniest characters on the series with his witty one-liners and memorable quotes. He always knows how to respond to awkward moments with a sarcastic remark and makes the best of any situation with a dose of humor.

While you might think you know Chandler’s humor better than anyone after re-watching the show an endless amount of times, could you finish some of his most iconic quotes? Let’s put your Friends and Chandler knowledge to the test and see just how many of his hilarious quotes you can finish!

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"Until I was 25, I thought that the only response to ‘I love you’ was ‘___________!’”
I love you too Oh no Oh crap Run
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"Until I was 25, I thought that the only response to ‘I love you’ was ‘Oh, crap!’”
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"I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a ________________?"
Joke Sarcastic Comment Silly Comment Song
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"I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
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Monica: "Why is your family Scottish?!" Chandler: "Why is your family _____?"
Italian Ross Crazy Not
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Monica: "Why is your family Scottish?!" Chandler: "Why is your family Ross?"
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"Hey, I'd shake your hand but I'm into the game... plus I think it would be better for my ____ if we didn't stand right next to each other."
Health Ego Dignity Confidence
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"Hey, I'd shake your hand but I'm into the game... plus I think it would be better for my ego if we didn't stand right next to each other."
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“I say more _____ things before 9 A.M. than most people say all day.”
Sarcastic Intelligent Dumb Silly
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“I say more dumb things before 9 A.M. than most people say all day.”
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Joey: “Her answering machine?” Chandler: “No. Interestingly enough her _____ picked up.”
Mom Leaf blower Cat Vacuum
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Joey: “Her answering machine?”Chandler: “No. Interestingly enough her leaf blower picked up.”
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“I’m funny, right? What do you know? You’re a ______. You only like knock-knock jokes.”
Closet Window Door Floor
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“I’m funny, right? What do you know? You’re a door. You only like knock-knock jokes.”
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“You have to stop the q-tip when there’s _________!”
Struggle Resistance Combat A block
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“You have to stop the q-tip when there’s resistance!”
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Janice: “What a small world.” Chandler: “And yet I never run into ________.”
Madonna Britney Spears Jennifer Lopez Beyonce
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Janice: “What a small world.” Chandler: “And yet I never run into Beyonce.”
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“Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m _________.”
Uncomfortable Nervous Shy Angry
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“Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.”
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“I tend to keep ______ until somebody stops me.”
Joking Laughing Talking Crying
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“I tend to keep talking until somebody stops me.”
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“_________. It’s milk that you chew.”
Ice Cream Cheese Yogurt Chocolate
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“Cheese. It’s milk that you chew.”
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“When I first meet somebody it’s usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of _______.”
Sweating Joking Sarcasm Awkward
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“When I first meet somebody it’s usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.”
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“What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-_________?”
Hatred Sabotage Loathing Disgust
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“What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-loathing?”
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“Why yes Ross, pressing my third _______. It opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.”
Arm Ear Nipple Toe
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“Why yes Ross, pressing my third nipple. It opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.”
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“Alright, I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put my ______ before men.”
Friends Career Love Life Goals
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“Alright, I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put my career before men.”
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“It’s always better to ______ than to have the complicated discussion.”
Avoid Walk Away Lie Trust
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“It’s always better to lie than to have the complicated discussion.”
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“I’m a ______ member. I try to go four times a week, but I’ve missed the last twelve hundred times.”
Tennis Club Gym Library Country Club
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“I’m a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I’ve missed the last twelve hundred times.”
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Ross: “I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.” Chandler: “Was that place ________?”
The Sun Hawaii The Beach Any Good
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Ross: “I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.” Chandler: “Was that place the sun?”
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"I am not blah, I am a _____!"
Blast Joke Joy Hoot
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"I am not blah, I am a hoot!"
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