Full House Quiz: Can You Match The Quote To The Character?

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If you were a fan of Full House and the Tanner family growing up, you’re likely familiar with their endless list of catchphrases and quotes. Whether you’re a Stephanie, Michelle, D.J., Danny, Jesse, or Joey fan, there’s bound to be a few of their iconic catchphrases you picked up over the years. And who knows, you may even still continue to use them on a regular basis!

While you may call yourself a Full House expert, how well do you really remember some of the show’s most iconic quotes? Can you remember exactly who said them and match the quote to the character? Let’s put your Full House knowledge to the test and find out with this quiz!

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"You got it, dude."
Stephanie DJ Michelle Joey
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This is one of Michelle's catchphrases.
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"How rude!"
Michelle Stephanie DJ Jesse
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This is one of Stephanie's catchphrases.
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"Have mercy!"
Joey Jesse Danny Stephanie
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This is Jesse's catchphrase.
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"Cut. It. Out!"
Joey Jesse Danny Michelle
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This is one of Joey's iconic lines.
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"Well, pin a rose on your nose."
DJ Michelle Becky Stephanie
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This quote is said by Stephanie in Season 5, Episode 22.
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"You can keep the drums, but the sticks have got to go."
Joey Jesse Danny Becky
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This quote is said by Danny in Season 2, Episode 12.
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"I'm stuck in a room full of eggheads. They're worse than eggheads, they're omelette-heads!"
Stephanie Michelle Kimmy DJ
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This quote is said by Danny.
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"That's not a big problem. A big problem is like... well... if your butt fell off."
Kimmy Joey Michelle Jesse
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This quote is said by Joey in Season 8, Episode 15.
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"I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... Only you're not joining in."
Jesse Michelle Danny Kimmy
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This quote is said by Kimmy in Season 4, Episode 14.
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"Danny, you don't have to be hip and cool. You're spick and span."
Joey DJ Jesse Becky
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This quote is said by Joey in Season 4, Episode 15.
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"I'm just cleaning my rubber gloves."
Becky Jesse Danny Kimmy
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This quote is said by Danny in Season 3, Episode 2.
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"You can't buy my vote... but you can rent it for an hour."
Stephanie Kimmy Jesse Michelle
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This quote is said by Stephanie in Season 6, Episode 6.
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"You should take a drive through a car wash without your car."
Joey Danny Jesse Becky
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This quote is said by Danny in Season 3, Episode 14.
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"She was choking on a bad piece of cheese, so I gave her the Hoover maneuver and sucked it out of her."
Joey Jesse Danny Stephanie
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This quote is said by Joey in Season 1, Episode 8.
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"We never clean at my house. We move in, trash the place for five years, then move out."
DJ Kimmy Danny Michelle
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This quote is said by Kimmy in Season 5, Episode 22.
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"Darling, I just hope you are alright. But if you are alright, I'll kill you."
Joey DJ Becky Danny
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This quote is said by Becky in Season 4, Episode 19.
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"You're in big trouble, mister!"
Stephanie Joey Michelle Becky
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This is one of Michelle's iconic catchphrases.
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"Not the hair! Watch the hair!"
Danny Jesse Becky Michelle
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This is one of Jesse's iconic quotes.
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