Gilmore Girls Quotes Quiz: Who Said It?
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Rapidfire dialogue and witty one-liners is a huge part of the hit show Gilmore Girl‘s appeal, especially Rory and Loralei’s endless banter about coffee and cheeseburgers. It seems that these two leading ladies only stop chatting to eat! Aside from Rory and Loralei, the entire town of Star’s Hollow is filled with quirky characters and neighbors like Kirk and Babette that have said quite a few laughable lines of their own! While you may have re-watched Gilmore Girls countless times, how well can you remember who said some of the show’s most hilarious quotes? Take our Gilmore Girls quotes quiz to find out!
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”If you’re gonna throw your life away, he better have a motorcycle!”
Loralei says this to Rory when she spots her with Dean in the pilot episode!
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“Because I love you, you idiot!”
After a brief breakup, Rory tells Dean she loves him when he visits her at Chilton.
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"How am I supposed to get into Harvard if I have no wilderness skills?"
Rory asks this jokingly to Lorelai in season two.
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“Oy, with the poodles already!”
Lorelai says this to Emily and Rory because she thinks oy and poodle are two of the funniest words she’s ever heard.
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"I would like a cheeseburger, with a side of cheeseburger, and see if they can make me a cheeseburger smoothie"
Both Gilmore girls are known for their endless appetites, but it was Lorelai who said the cheeseburger smoothie line!
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“It's all any of us want—to find a nice person to hang out with 'til we drop dead. Not a lot to ask!”
Loralei says this to Luke while watching Kirk practice his dating etiquette at the diner in season 4.
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"Every day, after school you come out and you sit under that tree there and you read."
Dean says this sweet comment to Rory in the pilot episode.
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“If it was physically possible to make love to a hot beverage, this would be the one.”
This is one of Lorelai’s many references to her deep love of coffee during the series.
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“Me? Raising a kid? I don't even like kids. They're always sticky like they've got jam on their hands."
No one could forget Luke’s infamous jam spiel in season two when he finds out Jess is coming to live with him!
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"People can live a hundred years without really living for a minute."
Logan says this to Rory in a motivational speech to get her to take a risk with him.
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"People are particularly stupid today. I can't talk to any more of them."
Michel says this in season one in his typical sassy way.
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"Lorelai, this thing we're doing here, me, you, I'm in. I'm all in."
Luke says this sweet comment to Lorelai in season five when they decide to become exclusive.
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“Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch.”
Richard says this to Emily after she tells him that she's going to Europe and plans to drink two glasses of wine at lunch every single day.
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“I cannot do this alone. I need my mommy and I don’t care who knows it!”
Rory says this to Lorelai on the phone when she’s panicking in the delivery room with Sherry in season three.
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“Eternal damnation is what I’m risking for rock and roll!”
Lane says that in reference to her mother’s punishment when she finds out she’s dating Zach the rocker.
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“I had an imaginary girlfriend for a while when I was young. But she left me.”
Kirk says this to Luke at the diner while lusting over what Luke and Lorelai have in season five.
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“Excuse me. There’s a phone call here for you and if I’m to fetch you like a dog, I’d like a cookie and a raise.”
Michel says this in season one while running the front desk at the Independence Inn.
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“That makes me so mad. And so sad. I’m smad!”
Sookie says this in season two when the Bracebridge group gets snowed in and cancels the dinner Sookie prepared at the Inn.
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“I just wanted to put some notes in the margins for you.”
Jess says this sweet comment to Rory in season two when he gives back her copy of “Howl” by Allen Ginsberg.
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“I don’t want to be that kind of girl. The kind of girl who just falls apart because she doesn’t have a boyfriend.”
Rory says this to Loralei in season one when she and Dean break up.
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