The Big Bang Theory Who Said It Quiz: Match The Quote to the Character

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From Sheldon’s brutal honesty to Penny’s sarcasm and of course Howard’s one-liners, The Big Bang Theory is full of memorable and hilarious quotes! Writers have done a fantastic job tailoring moments and lines to each individual character and their personalities but matching the character to the quote might be trickier than you think. The show has been packed with quotable lines and great catchphrases, as well as pop culture and comic book jokes and references, not to mention surprisingly dark humor and some truly great comebacks. It will take a true Big Bang Theory superfan to be able to guess which character said these lines. Good luck!

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"The only way she'd be able to make a contribution to science is if they resume sending chimps into space.”
Leonard Howard Sheldon Penny
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Sheldon says this about Leslie Winkle in the season two episode “The Codpiece Topology.”
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“I know the feeling. It’s like accidentally walking into a gay bar and then having no one hit on you…it happened to a friend of mine.”
Raj Howard Stuart Sheldon
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Raj says this in the season four episode “The Thespian Catalyst.”
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“All right, Howard Wolowitz, listen up! You sign anything she puts in front of you, because you are the luckiest man alive."
Sheldon's mother Bernadette Penny Amy
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Penny says this to Howard in the season five episode “The Launch Acceleration” when he says he will not sign a pre-nup.
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“That’s no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because other people are stupid, which makes me sad.”
Leslie Winkle Barry Kripke Sheldon Howard
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Sheldon says this to Penny in season three’s “The Gorilla Experiment."
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“We’re here to see Koothrappali, not kill Batman.”
Howard Sheldon Penny Leonard
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Leonard says this to Sheldon in season two’s “The Griffin Equivalency."
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"This is the most holiday fun I’ve had since my therapist changed my anxiety medication and I stopped caring about the blood in my stool."
Amy Stuart Leonard Howard
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Stuart says this to the group in the season six episode “The Santa Simulation.”
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“Come on, do you want to sit here being a loser, or do you want to watch me climb into an Australian man’s G-string like a baby kangaroo.”
Bernadette Amy Penny Howard
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Bernadette says this to Penny in season eight’s “The Focus Attenuation.”
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“I promised myself if I ever got friends I’d do whatever they said. Really, I’m lucky you found me before a cult did.”
Stuart Amy Howard Raj
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Amy says this to Penny in the season eight episode “The Space Probe Disintegration.”
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"Every time they flip a shrimp in the air, she practically leaps out of her seat to catch it. That's why I don't take her to SeaWorld."
Penny Stuart Howard Leonard
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Howard says after Leonard tells him he ran into his mom at Benihana in the season eight episode “The Prom Equivalency.”
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“Sheldon’s escaped and he is terrorizing the village.”
Howard Penny Amy Leonard
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Leonard says this to Penny in season three’s “The Einstein Approximation” after Sheldon goes delirious from lack of sleep.
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“You can’t ruin a friendship with sex. That’s like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.”
Penny Raj Howard Leonard
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Raj says this to Penny in the season five premiere after she thought they slept together.
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“A guest in my trundle bed and a boy at my door. I wish I could tell thirteen-year-old me it does get better.”
Amy Raj Bernadette Leslie Winkle
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Amy says this in the season five premiere “The Skank Reflex Analysis.”
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“No one ever bought me drinks at a bar because my brain just popped out of my shirt.”
Penny Bernadette Amy Priya
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Penny says this in the season nine episode “The Mystery Date Observation."
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“That could have killed me… Can’t catch a break.”
Amy Howard Stuart Raj
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Stuart says this in season seven’s “The Status Quo Combustion."
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“Not knowing is part of the fun.” Was that the motto of your community college?”
Leonard Leslie Winkle Barry Kripke Sheldon
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Sheldon says this to Penny in season four’s “The Prestidigitation Approximation.”
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“Speak for yourself. Last month my company both invented and cured restless eye syndrome. Ka-ching, ya blinky chumps!”
Amy Bernadette Penny Howard
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Bernadette says this to Leonard in season seven when he says “You don’t go into science for the money.”
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“What if he’s in prison? What if he’s a spy? What if he’s in a Beatles cover band? I’m just saying..."
Raj Amy Bernadette Leonard
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Raj says to Howard in the season eight episode ‘The Fortification Implementation."
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“Because he’s hard to find. If he was easy to find the books would be called, There’s Waldo!”
Sheldon Howard Leonard Penny
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Leonard hilariously says this to Sheldon in season six’s “The Re-Entry Minimization” when they are losing to Amy and Penny in game night.
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“I guess I assumed at this point in my life, I would be married or in a relationship, even have a pet that didn’t run away or kill itself."
Howard Leonard Stuart Amy
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Stuart says to the girls in season nine when Penny asks, “Don’t be offended, but what went wrong with you?”
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“Indian Monopoly is just like regular Monopoly, but instead of money you use rupees, instead of building hotels you build call centers..."
Raj Howard Stuart Leonard
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Howard says this in the season four episode “The Boyfriend Complexity."
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