Was Kendall Jenner Underage Drinking at Sister Khloe’s Birthday Party?

Tsk, tsk. Was 18 year old Kendall Jenner doing a little drinking at big sister Khloe’s 30th birthday party? According to those creepy photographers who take photos from miles away with telescopic lenses, yes, she was.

Sure, it’s all in good fun–all in the name of profit. Everyone wins here: photos are purchased, and Kendall gets press.

Kendall Jenner is too young to be drinking legally, but when you step outside of your home and you’re associated with the Kardashian clan, you should be well aware that your every move will be captured by a camera. And that’s the way the K clan prefer their lives to be lived–under constant surveillance. They are the perfect celebrities for a Dystopian society.

According to numerous reports, Kendall was sipping champagne on a boat in New York City, celebrating Khloe’s birthday late this week. The Kardashian baby turned 30. You likely saw pictures of a cake, and famous people all clamoring not to be forgotten.

Nah, it’s not really a big deal that Kendall would be having a glass of champagne at a family member’s milestone birthday; however, Kendall is the same Jenner who was flipping out last fall when the paps ran a story about her demanding alcohol at a bar, and being turned away. She didn’t want to be seen as someone who would behave in such a manner. Little sister Kylie was in the mix as well, and they were none too pleased that someone sold them out. Most likely, because Momma K would hear about it and drop one of her award winning lectures in front of cameras.

If Kendall’s drinking isn’t scandalous enough, the rumor mill is generating some buzz regarding the 18 year old, and a potential posing in Playboy. Nothing says class like posing for a magazine run by a man, who we all now realize is pretty pathetic. But… they are just rumors.