Kanye West Gives 20 Minute Wedding SpeechPublished on May 26, 2014. Updated October 15, 2014
Are you already on wedding overload? There’s just something about a Memorial Day Weekend wedding, isn’t there? Just something that warrants its declaration over, and over, and over, and over… Well, you get the idea.
In typical, and expected wear-it-out fashion, Kanye offered a 20 minute blowhard speech about the awesomeness of the Kardashians and himself, and how necessary they are as celebrities.
First and foremost, many congratulations to the newlyweds. There are probably Las Vegas casinos with all kinds of odds as to how long this one goes. It could be a long waiting period, but you could score a fat payday if you opted for “‘Til death do they part.”
Secondly, 20 minutes. Really, Kanye? 20 minutes? As expected, it was reportedly another stellar public ego stroking, and at times, he got very heated speaking about living in the celebrity realm. This guy. He’s really one of the dumbest intelligent people on the face of the planet. Another angry kid, who didn’t have his ideal childhood, and considers his own subjectivity to be objective justification about how the rest of us should live, who we should strive to be and how to storm a stage and hose people out of their momentous life occasions. At least he has set the bar high.
Case in point: He has once again suggested that Kim Kardashian, and the Kardashian family are the paradigm for what we should strive for. This is not a joke. This is definitive delusion. Either that, or he’s right, and all girls should start eyeing a falling star to make a sex tape with so they can sell it, and make their face and/or body a desired commodity among the masses.
If you want to hear more of the absurdity Kanye offered in his speech, you won’t have to wait in line. You can check out the video below!
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