15 Best Quotes From The Golden Globes 2014!
Published on January 13, 2014. Updated April 1, 2017Tina Fey and Amy Poehler hosted the 71st annual Golden Globes last night and, because of the duo’s irreverence, easy playfulness and self-deprecation, the award show was a success! We have compiled a list of 15 of the best quotes of the evening, from the hosts themselves, the presenters and, of course, the winners! Enjoy!
15. Matthew McConaughey, Best Actor in a Drama Acceptance Speech
“[‘Dallas Buyers Club’] was turned down 86 times… I’m so glad it got passed on so many times or it wouldn’t have come to me.”
Entertainment Press / Shutterstock.com14. Spike Jonze, Best Screenplay Acceptance Speech
“I’m a terrible public speaker. And I’m bad at English. And it’s the only language I know.”
s_bukley / Shutterstock.com13. Alfonso Cuaron, Best Director Acceptance Speech, to Sandra Bullock
“I want to thank you for not quitting when you thought that I have told you, ‘Sandra, I’m going to give you herpes,’ when what I really meant to say was, ‘Sandra, I’m going to give you an earpiece.'”
Featureflash / Shutterstock.com12. Co-host Amy Poehler on a Stellar Year for Films and TV
“Matt [Damon], on any other night, in any other room, you’d be a big deal. Tonight, and don’t take this the wrong way, you’re basically a garbage person.”
Joe Seer / Shutterstock.com11. Tina Fey on Matthew McConaughey
“For his role in “Dallas Buyers Club,” he lost 40 pounds, or what actresses call being in a movie.”
Featureflash / Shutterstock.com10. Tina Fey on Meryl Streep
“Mery Streep, so brilliant in “August: Osage County” – proving that there are still great parts in Hollywood for Meryl Streeps over 60.”
Jaguar PS / Shutterstock.com9. Amy Poehler on the show “Masters of Sex”
“‘Masters of Sex’ is the degree I got from Boston College.”
s_bukley / Shutterstock.com8. Jim Carrey Introducing “American Hustle”
“Dying is easy. Comedy is hard. I believe it was Shia LaBeouf who said that. So young, so wise.”
s_bukley / Shutterstock.com7. Amy Poehler on “The Wolf of Wall Street”
“If I wanted to see Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I’d go to one of Jonah Hill’s pool parties.”
s_bukley / Shutterstock.com6. Cate Blanchett’s Acceptance Speech for “Blue Jasmine”
“Thank you for plying me with vodka the way Judy Garland was probably plied with barbiturates.”
Featureflash / Shutterstock.com5. Amy Poehler on Woody Allen
“Woody Allen is the recipient of this year’s Cecil B DeMille award, just a few years after Martin Scorsese won it. I assume the award is for the world’s tiniest man with the biggest glasses.”
Helga Esteb / Shutterstock.com4. Tina Fey on “The Wolf of Wall Street”
“The Wolf of Wall Street shocked viewers by using the f-word 506 times in three hours, which is a new record unless you count my dad trying to hang some curtain rods in our living room.”
Jaguar PS / Shutterstock.com3. Tina Fey
“And now, like a supermodel’s vagina, let’s all give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio.”
Jaguar PS / Shutterstock.com2. Tina Fey on “American Hustle”
“Interesting fact: the original title of that movie was Explosion at the Wig Factory.”
Helga Esteb / Shutterstock.com1. Tina Fey on the movie “Gravity”
“It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away in space and die than spend any more time with a woman his own age.”
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