Gossip Girl: Georgina Sparks’ Best QuotesPublished on June 28, 2016. Updated October 2, 2019
When Georgina Sparks joined the Gossip Girl crew, things were never the same. The queen of scheme, Georgina loved to manipulate others for her benefit. She knew how to keep Blair Waldorf on her toes, and was fearlessly ruthless. A bad girl in every sense of the word, Georgina was always ready to pull out a quick-witted, sarcastic comment. We’ve rounded up some of her best lines from the show that show just how great she was!
10. On Boredom
Georgina: [To Dan] Oh, I can tell you’re up to something. Please, let me in on it. I haven’t been this bored since I believed in Jesus.Giovanni Rufino / © The CW / Courtesy Everett Collection
9. 50 Shades
Georgina: Did this really happen? You and Serena.
Dan: On the bar at The Campbell Apartment. Every dirty detail exactly as it occurred.
Georgina: Not that. The part where you guys get it on is Fifty Shades of boring. No offense.
8. On Snagging Her Husband
Georgina: He needed a hot wife to impress his partners and I wanted a loft and a legacy at Yale for Milo. Now if you’ll excuse, I’m going to get drunk enough to make you all seem interesting.
7. On Being Married
Georgina: I’d say I’m great – I mean, look at my hair, my body, my clothes. But I’ve become a Bedford wife, and it’s really just the worst thing.Giovanni Rufino / © The CW / Courtesy Everett Collection
6. On Seduction
Georgina: Dan Humphrey. Come to whisk me away for a secret rendezvous under the Tuscan sun? You’re lucky you’re on my free-pass list, otherwise Philip might have put up a fuss.
Dan: This invitation isn’t about seduction, Georgina. It’s about scandal.
Georgina: Can’t a girl have both? Philip will understand. We have an open marriage and a mutual understanding of each other.
Dan Humphrey: I need your photographic memory and your passion for social upheaval to help me write another book on the Upper East Side. The book I should have written from the beginning.
Georgina: Nothing like a scorned lover to scorch the earth. I can hardly wait.
5. On Cutting Ties
Georgina: I don’t need anybody in my life who doesn’t wanna be there.Giovanni Rufino / © The CW / Courtesy Everett Collection
4. On Scheming At Blair’s Wedding
Georgina: Bless us, Father. I have a feeling we’re about to sin.Giovanni Rufino / © The CW / Courtesy Everett Collection
3. On Serena’s Behavior
Dan: You really think Serena’s on drugs?
Georgina: Well hopefully. Or clinically insane. Either would be a great ending for your book.
2. Plea To Serena
Georgina: Please let me in on whatever scheme everyone seems to be a part of. I haven’t conspired since I convinced Dan he was Milo’s dad. Unless you count speeding up the process at the hospice to get someone’s apartment.Giovanni Rufino / © The CW / Courtesy Everett Collection
1. On Her Return To Evil
Blair: Where are you?
Georgina: Taking care of what you obviously couldn’t.
Blair: I don’t think Jesus would approve of that.
Georgina: Well, you can tell “Jesus” that the b-tch is back.